Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.
Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball
by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016
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hot anus

a hot anus
by hot anus April 19, 2016
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 02, 2018
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Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.
"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish
by Jebadiah April 04, 2020
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Mr anus

Fuck ass slutty whore who likes to take girls to the back room and steal there virginity
by Damo_BTW May 16, 2019
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sparkle anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick
by 90 foot vagina March 18, 2014
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anus inhaler

The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.
"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."
by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022
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