Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

puppy ant

Someone weak or small. Or possibly something that should be easily overcome.

Bro, she is a puppy ant! How on earth can you not overpower her?

by Cobra2.0 June 14, 2025

Fire ant

A red headed weightlifter who can lift more than two times their body weight just like an ant 🐜

Big reds dead lift was massive he is such a fire ant 🐜

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

!101 ants

!101 ants is a sex position where a man fucks an ant mound while covered in honey and salt.

I got freaky last night I did a !101 ants.

by Daddyajthelord March 11, 2024

egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

ants nest

A meeting place for hoes

I am horny feel I going ants nest later

by Yoko Fung November 16, 2019

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021