Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

period turtle

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.

Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 24, 2014

the annoying period

another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent

A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough

by LongTimeAGreenValley December 10, 2019

period war

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other

Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.

by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007

Period

The punishment that women must endure (rightfully so) for being cunts 93% of the time.

Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period!

Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

honeymoon - period

The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.

"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005