dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.

At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.

by ApricotFields June 07, 2019

Adult Conversation

A boring conversation.

I don’t want to listen to them! They’re having an adult conversation.

by May 06, 2022

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 19, 2017

adulting degenerate

When you can get your shit done and still have fun

Freakin adulting degenerate finished the marketing presentation in time to go to edc

by NickNite August 12, 2023

Adulting Degenerate

Someone that can balance being responsible and being reckless.

I can’t believe Arielle’s an adulting degenerate. She’s so put together at work I didn’t expect to see her at that rave.

by Lala29 July 31, 2023