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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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ain't playing shit

What someone says when the radio doesn't play any of their favorite songs. It is usually said while changing radio stations.
Me: (while changing radio stations) Man, they ain't playing shit on the radio.
by Noblewolf797 January 24, 2022
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I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!
by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020
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Ain't got a lick

by jasonbrown March 12, 2023
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ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?
egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP
by Kasprin June 30, 2023
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This ain't it dog

Used to bring a person back to reality about a recent terrible decision they have made. The person is often embarrassing or humiliating themselves and are completely unaware of how they are perceived. Dog is used in an affectionate but slightly condescending way to endear the person to trust the judgment of the speaker. Pairs nicely wit the No One: Not a soul: meme format
Feri G in 2019: Let me sing the national anthem like a drunk aunt witch

No one in her entourage: Nah, this ain't it dog.
by Blinky Winky March 29, 2022
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