Adulting

It's a special thing you get when you turn 18. It lets you be in charge. It also makes you a leader. How? By Adulting!!

Child: Dad, how come you are in charge?
Dad: because I'm an adult.
Child: but how do you become a person in charge?
Dad: by Adulting!

by Dear bob August 29, 2020

adulterizing

A slang term for committing adultery, or cheating on a spouse.

Man, you heard that tom got caught cheating on his wife?

Yeah bro, fella shouldn't have been adulterizing.

by tommy dog2 April 17, 2011

Adultard

A person that acts so grown up, it makes them retarded.

My adultard friends think comic books are for kids.

I thought the moshpit would be better, but it was just a bunch of adultards playing grabass

"of course you can play with fireworks, son. Did you think I was an Adultard?"

by onlikepopcorn December 9, 2012

adultergarten

A school or class where adults learn things by playing

Adultergarten comes from the German words Adulter ("adults") and Garten ("garden"). A garden of adults is a lovely and poetic image for a classroom full of antsy grown-ups trying their hardest to master basic skills and ideas through creative and interactive lessons.

Dick and Jim learned to create elegant graphs using finger-paints during Adultergarten class today.

by PlayDHD January 17, 2017

Adulting

When you take charge of a situation and become the responsible Adult

Fam, I’m done with being responsible, You’re going to be Adulting today

by MrFumez September 22, 2019

Adulterer

A slag someone who will wreck your home/asshole.

Carol: dammit Jared why would you sleep with someone who isn’t me
Jared: I’m sorry Mary it was a one time thing
Carol: That’s not my name Jared you cunthole
Jared: I’m sorry Beth I think we can make this marriage work for the kids
Carol: You dirty dirty adulterer (licks lips and squats)

Then carol gave Jared a dirty sanchez and proceeds to make love to Beth sorry I meant Carol

by JaredCarolfan69 October 12, 2019

Adult

A person who is 30 years old and owns a houseplant

Gabby is now considered an adult

by Roach dawg May 4, 2021