Abortion

A term used during the titanic when you abort ship

Mum: what does abortion mean?
Laura: it’s what you say when you jump off a ship

by russelroberttrucksxoxo June 17, 2022

abortion

A previous human right where we make basic fucking choices for ourselves

“The condom broke, so we’re moving to a country that still allows abortion

by LteEeeeeee July 25, 2022

klansmen abduction

The act of using a sheet or a bag over the head to kidnap something.

Karis used the klansmen abduction move to get rid of a squirel in the bedroom

by LuckyCharms480 July 1, 2010

image abduction

When some idiot leaves their account to e-mail, facebook, myspace etc. open on a computer that does not belong to them allowing someone else to get on your account.

Brittany left her facebook account open at best buy, I'm about to committ image abduction.

by saldany November 27, 2010

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

by Byond86 October 16, 2012

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018