United States

This is a strong nation with proud people, as well as great culture and diversity. This country also a rich military history. The following is a list of almost every armed conflict that the United States has ever been involved in.
-Revolutionary War: 1775-1783
-War of 1812: 1812-1815
-Black Hawk War: 1832
-Seminole War: 1841
-Mexican War: 1846-1848
-American Civil War: 1861-1865
-Spanish-American War: 1898
-World War I: *1917-1918
-World War II: *1941-1945
-Korean War: 1950-1953
-Vietnam War: 1965-1975
-Operation Desert Storm/Gulf War: 1990-1991
-War in Kosovo: 1998
-Operation Anaconda: 2001-2002
-Operation Iraqi Liberation: 2003-Present

*-Not when the war actually began; this actually displays the dates from how long the United States was involved in the conflict.

The only two wars that the United States could never claim a victory for would be the Korean War, since it ended in a cease-fire and stalemate; and the Vietnam War, because we were gradually pushed back and finally withdrew from the country at Saigon, the largest city in non-Communist southern Vietnam at that time (1975).

by Union Soldier March 23, 2005

penn state

The gayest school on the face of the planet.

A school that has a techno as it's rally song.

A school with a high gay, and aids infested population.

"Yo i totaly got Penn Stated in the butt last night and now i can't walk"

"I'm coughing blood and loosing weight, i think i got Penn State"

by Big Sambo March 4, 2008

Appalachian State

1: A university with a great football team in Division I FCS. It often plays Division 1 FBS teams as a home opener as a "winnable" game for bigger schools.
2: A person you sleep with to break a long off-season. Not a win you openly brag about, but a win nonetheless.

1: Yes, Appalachian state won the National Championship, but they still aren't good enough to play in the SEC.

2: It's been three months since I had sex. I just need a Appalachian State to get a win in the books.

by Stafferty October 3, 2011

State College

a party school for ordinary people

State College is a great place to live when its not summer.

by Mike February 24, 2004

United States

A shortened form of The United States of America. This country is located below Canada in North America and is governed by two dominant political parties. Unfortunately for Americans, one of these parties -- known as the Republican party -- is composed of paranoid schizophrenic religious nutjobs who seem committed to living in the past instead of planning for the future. Because both parties are roughly equally balanced in power, little progress is made in America's political system, as the Republican party attempts to destroy the country while everyone else attempts to save it. Overall, the United States of America is a horrible place to live, especially if you have a vagina.

Person 1: "Damn! The republicans are at it again!"
Person 2: "What is it now?"
Person 1: "They're trying to slash funding for the Clean Water Act, Clean Air Act, Planned Parenthood program, and all of our other public service programs!"
Person 2: "Fuck, man! They're trying to destroy the United States! It's time to move to Canada."
Person 1: "Fuck yeah!"

by a concerned citizen- May 15, 2011

The 51st state

United Kingdom or Britain

Britain is considered the 51st state of the US.

by mookeyman March 20, 2005

The United States

The epitome of superpower in the twentieth century, and early in the twenty first. However, this economic growth was shattered by war-hungry conservatives who's eyes lit up as they realized the immense opportunity they had at riches in the Middle-Eastern Oil industry. So, as a result of this greed they staged an terrorist attack on September 11, 2001, the purpose behind this was to rally support behind the war effort so they could reap the benefits of the vast oil in the middle east. However, the "crusade" on terror, and oil was halted in its tracks with surprisingly tough resistance from the Taliban. Ex-President Bush was concerned, but arrogant so his administration persisted in it's "crusade". As time went on citizens became more impatient about the capture of Bin Laden, but the U.S. Billion dollar intelligence couldn't find a trace. This of course was just a cover-up of the real means behind the war, which was oil, but that too went up in flames when the U.S. announced the invasion of Iraq, country's began to withdraw support from the U.S. cause, and Saddam's scorched earth policy left no oil behind for the conservatives to use. Pride and fear of being found out kept the conservative administration persisting in the war, however they soon realized that the financial motivation behind the war turned on them, and that they had put us in debt over our heads. Without oil to repay the war debt, we just continued to spiral out of control. Now, years later, we have a Liberal Administration in office, but they are left with shambles of what this country used to be. The Conservative leeches nearly sucked this country dry of everything our forefathers worked and died to protect. With the economy in ruins, unemployment at a decade high, and the housing market in chaos, the future of the United States of America as a world power looks bleak at best and impossible at worst. In the future when one looks back at the history of this nation they will realize that corruption, and greed triggered it's demise. "Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

Ex-President Bush is scum, and we the people of the United States need to be informed of this coward, and menace that we let ruin our country.

by AnarchyInTheUsa June 2, 2009