Sexual Apoking

An irrational sense of arousal created by being frequently poked via Facebook.

I love sexual apoking, it really gets me going.

by allt1mebl0w February 1, 2015

sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.

I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process

by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007

sexual position

Well yeah, it seems gratuitous, but still - how the hell has nobody defined this yet?

1. A position in which people have sex, or masturbate (y'know, it IS still a sexual practise).
2. The life and soul of Urban Dictionary.

For an example of a sexual position, click 'random definition' a few times; you'll get the idea.

by wiffwaff January 28, 2013

pseudo sexual

A person who performs sexual acts or openly indicates sexual behavior contrary to their own sexual orientation (also spelled pseudosexual).

Dude, I know Jason is really gay, so why is he dating Jennifer? Personally, I think he is just a pseudo sexual.

by Guido1 March 8, 2008

sexual attraction

when you are attracted to someone sexually, and want them only to sexually please you or something of the sort.

verb- sexually attracted

that boy was sexually attracted to the beautiful girl standing next to him.

the sexual attraction between the two lovers was very noticeable.

by andreamichelle September 10, 2006

sexually driven

Horny in a different sort of way! Not like sexually frustrated where you are pissy cause you haven't gotten laid in a long time, but when you are so horny you have to go on a hunt to get laid and you'll do whatever it fucking takes.

Damn dude i'm so sexually driven that Billy Bob Joe is lookin pretty hott!

by Chillaxin January 29, 2008

Sexual predator

Obeying to the sole urge of discharging himself, the sexual predator erroneously thinks he can build self-confidence by having sex with unwilling girls, as opposed to the playboy who, for no reason known to men, keeps attracting voluptuous creatures.

Sexual predator: y'know, man, I'll screw her anytime, think I can hook her in the alley?
Guy 2: Fuck it, man.

by Bilbo the Habit January 26, 2006