Yellow scooter

The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter

Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter

by Cjashh September 27, 2020

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

scooters of anarchy

The scooter gang of fat bastards that skirt up and down the aisles of stores taking up as much room as possible. These people never really seem to get many items, but rather just sit in the way and talk to other scooter drivers.

I seen the scooters of anarchy on the other side of Walmart blocking the entrances to the lil debbie section. They looked terrifyingly hungry so I dipped out of there before they pulled out their forks to sample me.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Scooter's

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy

Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008

Scooter Bops

A magical item that no one will ever have the decency to comprehend.
-n- the most desireable item on ones mind in a moment of thought.

Hey pal, did you get any scooter bops with that slut last night?

by KillaKr3w22 July 31, 2011

Kenny scooter

Slang /(anagram) for :strokey nonce

“Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”

by cultural wizard November 3, 2019

Scooter effect

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.

After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.

by Jason March 8, 2004