by chickflick May 22, 2018
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You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
by Van Guapo April 11, 2015
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
Get the Idiot dumb mug.Went for fucked-up, fast food drive-thru and once again confirmed: Dumbness Abounds.
What did you expect?
What did you expect?
by YAWA March 25, 2021
Get the Dumbness Abounds mug.Mildly intoxicated on alcohol or other substances, or just enough to dull the senses. A state of chemically induced temporary happiness. A bastardization of the phrase Comfortably Numb.
After a long day of work, John was happy to roll a fat joint and become comfortably dumb, even with the knowledge that most of the chips in his house might disappear.
by vagrant_real-estate_agent July 4, 2012
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Get the dumb zooted mug.A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers
by DaAt WaAy June 12, 2018
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