possibly one of the greatest games ever created. A game of soccer in a condensed section of the locker room with a tennis ball. Teams consist of 2 people and they can not pass their territory line when they shoot.
John and Jon are undefeated in locker soccer.
Locker soccer was the best part of football season this year.
Locker soccer was the best part of football season this year.
by rimjob1000 December 11, 2007
Get the locker soccermug. by Laxtitutepuckslutbasketbabe December 9, 2016
Get the soccer suckermug. Annoying middle-upper class lady. Picks up here kids at school every day with an SUV or minivan to lug them off to some kind of sports practice. Commonly uses any combination of the v-chip,ESRB, and movie ratings to make sure her kids don't hear any "language" or see any violence. Internet is a "no-no" other than going on kid learning games websites for 45 minutes every day. If someone says "a bad word" near her kids while she is with them, she will quickly cover their ears. Her vehicle usually has a a football sticker or bumper sticker like "My Child is an Honor Student at ________ Elementary School", but no one cares if your little retard of a child is an honor student. She only let's her kids listen to kid's music, old music or Christian music. She makes sure to drive real slow as she wants to protect her "angels" who still sit in a carseat at age 10. Her husband is her source of income.
Was in the grocery, picking up a copy of CS:GO and a dumb soccer mom comes by and yells at me for buying violent games, and proceeds to the topic of terrorism. I say "fuck off" and she then shouts "DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE NEAR MY SON!" and proceeds to cover his ears. I check out and go home.
by Potatoforpresitend2025 October 18, 2016
Get the Soccer mommug. It is a term used to define someone who lives and breathes the sport of soccer such that he has transcended from being a diehard soccer fan to the very sport of soccer itself. This individual imbues the whole meaning and spirit of the sport and is considered a 'diehard soccer' himself.
This term can be a noun and an adjective.
This term can be a noun and an adjective.
Have you seen Gerard around lately? He has been watching soccer day and night...
No bro... he is diehard soccer.
No bro... he is diehard soccer.
by ggbaby95 April 9, 2019
Get the Diehard Soccermug. when a dude whips a soccer ball at you covered in his jizz . he will then shove it forcefully up your footloose taco hole. this usually happens after he beats you with a jizz covered golf club.
by bigdaddygay June 13, 2019
Get the soccer burnmug. A completely different sport from soccer.
This sport is a combination of WWE and Soccer in one game. Builds toughness and perseverance .
This sport is a combination of WWE and Soccer in one game. Builds toughness and perseverance .
by AhmedAbdijabbar May 29, 2018
Get the Somali Soccermug. Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.
by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug.