Kyle

An annoying but kind of, maybe, a little bit loveable person.
Kyles only respond to texts with one word sentences and are usually slow to catch on to things.

Kyles are good at sport and, overall, are pretty nice guys.

"Oh my god he is SUCH a Kyle"

by Socially_awkward_potato November 30, 2019

Kyle

The male version of Karen.
White priveleged mansplainer devoid of empathy for any individual who doesn't silently accept the status quo. Fails upward. "Earned" everything he has. Thinks equality means BIPOC get to take his job that his uncle gave him. Thinks his opinion should be given as much credit as your peer reviewed study.

Also see: broflake, incel,

"Maybe if you made better decisions, you'd be more successful."
"Shut up, Kyle!"

by Noturgf June 8, 2020

Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy

Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER

by eforce222 June 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub

Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe

by Daddy day care April 27, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is very into red bull and monsters. Give him caffeine and he will go crazy for hours. He's always drinking and a bunch of fun. He's the life of a party. He's normally very chill and is super nice. He doesn't really seem like he cares...but he sometimes actually does. Kyle's are very crazy.

"who did you invite to the party"

"Kyle,...."

"Kyle!"

"Yah"

"now that's a party"

by Soemyhing October 22, 2019

Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.

kyle

by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020