FL job

FL(free loader) job. A job were ones does little or no work and still gets payed minimum wage and up. Your time at work usually consists of chatting on facebook, homework, and playing extremely boring flash games. The best job you can ever get.

"waaaaaat? u make 8 bucks an hour?!"
"best fl job evar and i barely do anything!"

by misterlalaland April 16, 2010

Burt Job

The Burt Job was made famous by late-80's amateur skier Andrew Burt and is widely known to most depressed boyfriends as simply, "a hand job through the pants". This is the only form of stimulation for men whose significant others refuse to touch their genitals. Unfortunately for him, Andrew Burt's girlfriend was notorious for only going as far as "the hand job in the pants" and therefore, the moniker was taken after his last name. This maneuver is also common amongst middle schoolers, as well as young high school aged girls who are scared of touching that certain member, or just don't want to be dubbed a slut.

"Hey bro, I heard you hooked up with Jenn last night, did she give you a handyman?"

"Naw dude, I just got a Burt Job. I'm chafing hardcore."

by Shitpants814 February 20, 2010

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

flesh job

The act of masturbating someone else with a fleshlight.

Can I give you a flesh job instead? I don't want anything getting in my hair and I'm running the dishwasher in ten minutes anyway.

by Moms4Harambe July 22, 2019

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014