You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023
Get the Harry Freakin Pottermug. A highly popular book series with seven books, three spin off books, eight movies, a play and two spinoff movies (at the time of writing). Many people wish to be part of this world, but the whole series can be summed up in one sentence from the first book:
‘Harry then did something very brave, but very stupid.’
‘Harry then did something very brave, but very stupid.’
by CharlieCon April 8, 2020
Get the Harry Pottermug. Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
by anonymous June 7, 2022
Get the Harry Potter Fanfictionmug. Harry Potter is the best book series ever created. Some people criticize the books, saying that it is a childrens book. But its not. Harry Potter has a complex plot with complex characters who do have flaws. If you read Harry Potter you will not become a nerd. You will just become a fan of a book series that is loved by people all over the world.
by Pseudonymunus Botch April 24, 2019
Get the Harry Pottermug. This orphan that his parents got killed by Moldy Voldy and he decided to get revenge and kill him back
by Wilderiess September 19, 2018
Get the Harry Pottermug. Main character with a hero complex that gets very annoying.
(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)
(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)
by don'tbestupid February 6, 2021
Get the Harry Pottermug. by Malfoy wife ;) August 18, 2019
Get the Harry Pottermug.