Zachary

That ugly kid with pimples who smells like dog food and has dandruff in his hair.

When was the last time Zachary washed his hair?

by somenerd330 January 15, 2020

Zach Noble

The coolest, most layed back guy you know. Zach is always ready for a party but is usually cool with relaxing too. Definition of a socialite, insightful, some times a man whore, but always fun. Zachs are more than likely amazing people who are sometimes stubborn but get what they want.

zach noble, cool, socialite, insight, man whore, awesome

by calikid77 February 3, 2010

Zach

Zach is literally one of the most amazing people ever. He is super nice . But he is also super scumy so beware

Zach is a cool dude.

by TheSmolBean May 18, 2016

Zachery

That one guy that does dumb things like stealing mustard packets or starting a meme page in school. Usually nice to the specific group he attaches too. Does his best to be nice to the people around them. Enjoys good soup. Probably has autism. Still nice.

Ah shit, here goes zachery again, stealing oranges and mustard packets again. At least he gives a damn about something.

In zachery's mind: mustard packets for the people of my land

by Ahappyzacky July 30, 2019

Zach

The second smallest thing in the universe. Second only to sams. They are hilarious, aggressive, and somehow smart. This doesn’t make sense because he’s also a dipshit. His hair is untamed, and indescribable. He helps in bad situations, and always brings a smile

Hi Zach
Hiii!!!
What’s up
Everything if you’re looking upsidown

by The salt wizard December 23, 2019

Zachary

An Asian dude who robs your cock

That guy is such a Zachary , he robbed everyone's cock

by Rightneighborhood August 15, 2017

fuckin zach

A legend for at an award ceremony televised schoolwide, getting everyone including the principal to A-town stomp.

OSS son, fuckin zach says do the atown stomp, hes a fuckin legend

by guywithlargemember February 12, 2005