Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth
Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation
by Madetyro August 11, 2018
Get the Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt mug.When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.
by Library kid August 15, 2018
Get the Yogurt Shot mug.An initiation of sorts, could be used in a frat or similar all male club. Current members ejaculate into a popsicle mold until it is full. The mold is then frozen into a “yogurt pop” .Then the new potential member must either choose to eat it in front of everyone, or take the yogurt dip and have the popsicle inserted into his ass and wait for it to melt.
by AlohaSnackbar9504 June 1, 2018
Get the yogurt dip mug.When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
Get the yogurt Drop mug.When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019
Get the yogurt Drop mug.by ARZarz June 10, 2019
Get the Frozen Yogurt mug.If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!
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Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
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Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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