Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

Me in ten freaking years

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.

God. That will be me in Ten freaking years

by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019

I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019

Waste of four years

Donald Trumps term in office

Damn bro Donald Trumps term in office was a waste of four years...

by Amue January 21, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021

a thousand years by christina perri

'a thousand years' by christina perri, is a song that is about loving someone for literally a thousand more. this song is from the original soundtrack of 'twilight - breaking down'. it is inspired by the relationship of the fictional characters: bella and edward.
christina perri wrote 'a thousand years' with david hodges.
in ‘twilight - breaking down pt. 2' christina perri wrote more lyrics for the song, so it would shows up in the end of the saga. the name is 'a thousand years - pt. 2 (feat steven kazee)
the first part of the song (and most famous) was released in 2011, having 1 billion views on youtube (in 2021). and the second, was released in the next year

i love the song the song: a thousand years by christina perri

by lemongirlma November 23, 2021