Woody duo

Two girls making out around your dick. bitch. yes

Shit that guy had a woody duo.

by Erica&emma+mydick May 6, 2009

Woody Allen

Something that—on one side—looks to be true, actually isn't. And what doesn't look to be true, is—on the opposite side—actually true.

In other words, a paradox of truths where either both sides are right or none are right.

Dude 1: Yo Tim just pulled another Woody Allen when his girlfriend caught him making out with another chick at the party and he got away with it
Dude 2: That lucky bastard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 2, 2020

woodyard

The gateway between life time bliss and your eventual dimise. In India it is known to bring enlightenment to your confusing world.

Let a little bit of woodyard in your life and you will feel better.

by Chase Woodyard May 1, 2008

Woody

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.

Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003

woofys

acronym for Well Off Older Folks

Fred's parents made great financial decisions early in life, causing them to become woofy's. They are currently spending Fred's inheritance, causing Fred to have ballistic coniptions.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Wooble

a person who says "woooo" a lot, the amount of "o" depends on his/her mood or a situation. According to How I Met Your Mother sitcom "Woooo people" exist, but speakin'about them you can replace it with "wooble". It's shorter and funnier. Using an adj. (un)wooooblable may also bring joy in your drunken company, especially if you pronounce it as fast as you can.

There was a wooooblable party tonight = We were screaming "Woooo" the all night long.
Let's be the loudest wooble!

by Vyachik January 16, 2010

wooly booger

an amalgamation of feces and toilet paper that clings to anal hairs after wiping. . .also know as a 'dingleberry'

I need to wipe better. . .I found five wooly boogers in the shower this morning.

by John Schiro December 14, 2008