by H-W-I-C March 24, 2010

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.
Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020

a nutcase who rules a magical land from behind a curtain, despite being only 1.9 foot tall. often seen fighting with Toto. well known for being a roght miserable git. and also owner of a hot air balloon.
Wizard: "Toto give me back that sausage!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"
Toto: *runs off with sausage*
Wizard: "you little bastard!!"
by failure33object April 18, 2005

by eatbabywhale November 2, 2012

Screech had a huge Wizard's Sleeve after 4 years of daily homosexual rapes at Bayside High school at the hands of A.D. Slater, Zack Morris, and Mr. Belding!
by Bolton September 12, 2006

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.
by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015
