a wizard did it

Phrase originating from the Simpsons, used in response to fans pointing out plot holes, continuity errors, and any mistakes the animators or writers may've made.

Voice Actor: "Whenever you see something strange with continuity, a wizard did it."

Fan: "But when-"

Voice Actor: "a wizard did it."

by Fats McRobot November 16, 2004

bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard

Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

shadow wizard money gang

a notorious online community who are active in Hogwarts: Legacy
thier iconic line or motto is "we love casting spells"

"Bro, I just joined shadow wizard money gang and shit man!"
"My Nigga!"

by Big Slappy February 19, 2023

Ping Pong Wizard

Noun. A douchbag who is a good ping pong player and is not limited to: wearing a robe/cape/cloak, screaming profusely after winning a point, throwing his paddle/"wand", and repeating in the most incredibly piss off voice. PING PONG WIZARD.

The ping pong wizard is a chump.

by NO MATCH September 15, 2010

grease wizard

A grease wizard is a wizard of grease. Usually female, but can occasionally be male. A grease wizard casts greasy spells on their prey in order to make sweet greasy love with them.

“My friend Devon was abducted by a grease wizard last night and made love with only 1/4 consent”

by The Captain Jack March 17, 2022

Negative wizard

Someone who purposely spreads a bad vibe/ negativity.

Wow, I can't stand to be around her - she drains the life out of anything fun. She is such a negative wizard.

by dreamsunwind October 12, 2009

sand wizard

noun; a person of Middle Eastern descent, due to the various desert regions there as well as the garments worn which may resemble that of a wizard. Used in a less derogatory form.

Yeah Ali may be a sand wizard, but his dad hooks it up at their gas station.

by circuitsandpens April 7, 2011