Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 25, 2022

Brian Wiener Wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, league of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. (he was born in 2005) He also commonly tells people to "Kill themselves." Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke (example below)

"look its Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"

by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022

wiener pilled

the act of having wiener on your mind and having a hog in your trousers

Emma keeps talking about her meat, she sure is wiener pilled.

by corndle April 14, 2021

wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.

"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."

by Slimycrotchgoblin September 20, 2016

Wiener Slinger

Verb. Someone who slings their weiner into anything.

Debbie: OMG! Did you hear about Cody and Sarah?
Cassidy: Ewe! Sarah is so nasty!
Debbie: I know Cody is such a wiener slinger.

by Marty Sue January 23, 2014

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020