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wasted wobble

The inability to walk after over-consumption of alcohol.
Johnny tried to walk out of the bar on his own, but it looked more like a wasted wobble until his friends decided to help.
by Meeeeechelle December 27, 2006
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Wibbly

Noun - an esoteric and often misunderstood form of oral sex. It is horrifying yet tantalizing, violent but sensual. Some believe that the name comes from the world "wiggly," but most etymologists reject this as a false provenance. Seriously, nobody knows what the fuck it means.
"so this chick gave me wibbly the other night and now my urethra feels like shredded cheese but MAN was it good while it lasted."
by GdsnDnGrs October 16, 2008
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Wibbler

A person who wibbles (see my definition of wibble)
You big, lazy wibbler, you!
by Loao August 1, 2004
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Wubble

What you become to your friends when you drank too much at the wedding.. they are red and green!
Hi WUBBLE!
by Maria January 28, 2004
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I Wobble You

Other way of saying "I Love You". It origins from the sound old dolls used to make when they got pressed. It was supposed to be "I love you" but sounds like "I Wobble You".
While poking someones stomach, say "I Wobble You" in a high pitched voice.
by G O Frizzle February 3, 2009
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Wibbly Wobbly Web

A phrase used by seniors and middle-aged men to describe the Intertubes.

Use of this phrase is generally considered an indicator that the person using it is attempting to appear hip while really out-of-touch with the zeitgeist.

In the UK the phrase has gained widespread popularity among many readers of The Sun, The Daily Mail, The Star and the Express. And therefore those using the phrase are often chastised for their old-fogeyness.
Foo: "I was surfing the Wibbly Wobbly Web the other day and the most beautiful hem sown curtains."

Bar: "Dude!! No! Just No!"
by tteeler April 12, 2009
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Wobbler

1: The bleached rectal area of the North American gay male.

2: An erection whose quality is adversely effected by the ingestion of alcohol.
1. In preparation for his date, Lance bent over and checked his wobbler in the mirror.

2: Unfortunately for Susan, a long night at the bar had given Bernard a wobbler.
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