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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018
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What have you

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"
by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
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That's what you think

No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.
Idiota "That's what you think."

Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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A phrase that is when you think someone is stupid and is not qualified for their job and you could do that something better and you already know what
Guy1: i just watched the movie aladdin i think its a good childrens movie that doesnt have a deep message
Guy2: well i watched it and its clearly critical of how poverty and the lower class are treated in egypt I should do what you do, And you should clean my balls
by Hugeballguy May 31, 2024
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what are you yapping about

Used by mostly middle schoolers, primarily ones who have fallen victim to the "sigma" male, Andrew Tate, and Ohio trends as a counter-argument for someone promoting an opposing topic. (i.e. LGBT rights, Atheism etc.)

It is commonly used as a last resort whenever these people run out of valid arguments.
WE ATE YOU UP PERIOD
what are you yapping about
by solletorenico November 15, 2023
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What I tell you

When you prove a dumb nigga wrong or you say you gonna do it and you did it
Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine
by cxrlyyboricua October 21, 2020
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