weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"

weenis by Elektrifikatzia May 18, 2010

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Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

Weener Cousin by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

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Nigga weenies

a word used by asians in the west to express what a dick the person is.

Asian1:wow those fags acted like abunch of Nigga weenies
Man2: word...

Nigga weenies by MiguelSanchez3 March 14, 2009

Jeedy-Weedies

An alternate, albeit better, name for any white Air Forces. Known by many from the Rap Sumo himself, Ceddy Bu.

R.I.P

"Ay I know yall see my fresh ass Jeedy-Weedies on right now."
"R.I.P Ceddy Bu, Rap Sumo..."

Jeedy-Weedies by Billy Beanster January 31, 2021

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Weegie

A person who comes from Glasgow

me am a weegie so a am

Weegie by Hamish McTavish September 12, 2003

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wienie

the kid way to say dick

haha, i saw your wienie

wienie by JOSHUWEA September 26, 2005

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mature people are weenies

if you are mature you are a weenie that can’t have fun. mature people do be pussys doe

Mature people are weenies and that’s on that.

mature people are weenies by baylenslevinee April 27, 2020

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