wednesday squad

Wednesday squad the most badass squad around crazy enough to party in the middle of the week like a bunch of crazy animals

Wednesday squad is laid back and chill even though it's in the middle of the week they are insane.

by BladesSaber December 19, 2016

wednesday blue-balls

The day after (usually Wednesday) when your girlfriend finishes her “cycle” and you are so horny that she denies you any sex!

Wednesday morning: Bobby: “Hey baby...do you wanna have some adult fun tonight?”
Jennifer “I don’t know...I don't really feel in the mood!”
Bobby: “I figured you would give me the Wednesday Blue-balls so I will just fuck my secretary today after work! Thanks baby!”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

pun wednesday

A holiday celebrated every Wednesday. Buy the inventors Reina & Isabel

“ITS WEDNDAY! PUN WEDNESDAY”

by WierdLuckwithtwenty December 12, 2017

Wank Off Wednesday

Receiving a wank on the day of wednesday

Hey jack, snowys gone over to waitroses for wank off wednesday

by Carlos Jose June 27, 2017

Suck Your Titty Wednesday

It is no longer hump day we are now sucking our own tits. If you don’t suck your own titty, who will?

Are you participating in Suck Your Titty Wednesday this week?

by Abel’s main bitch August 25, 2021

Widnesian

Someone from the town of Widnes in the North West of England. Near to Liverpool but most locals have an accent similar to someone from Wigan.

Known for being unable to smell the foul stench around the town and having a strong tendency to want to breed with a cousin.

Hey look there's Pete. He said the other night that he wanted to stick his Greggs Sausage Roll in his cousin Alice. Dirty Widnesian

by LordOfTheOnionRings February 9, 2022