Widnesian

Someone from the town of Widnes in the North West of England. Near to Liverpool but most locals have an accent similar to someone from Wigan.

Known for being unable to smell the foul stench around the town and having a strong tendency to want to breed with a cousin.

Hey look there's Pete. He said the other night that he wanted to stick his Greggs Sausage Roll in his cousin Alice. Dirty Widnesian