Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.

Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"

by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009

Pellet Gun Watch

Whilst your homeboy is rolling a J, You must keep pellet gun watch to keep the pigs (and green fiends) at bay

"Yo Ted you're on pellet gun watch ey"
"You roll, I'm on pellet gun watch"

by OiiiiNaaa January 19, 2008

watch_dogs

An awesome game for Ps3/4 xbox 1/360 Wii U and Pc in which you hack the electronics of the city chicago in order to obtain your captured sister, nicky

Hey Dude you got that awesome new game watch_Dogs?

by BIGGUS DICKUS June 1, 2014

Watchmen

The graphic novel by Alan Moore that is the epitome of epicness.

Watchmen is so freaking awesome.

by anonofparis3 February 27, 2009

fair-weather friend

Quite simply, a traitor who seems to be your friend when things are going well in your life, but will ditch you the second things start to look bad. Fair-weather friends are often very selfish with sociopathic elements in their personalities, and are usually on the prowl for a poor tool to take advantage of. He/she won't miss an opportunity to use someone to get something. Watch yourself, or you could be the next victim!

Once William lost his job and his house, like a fair-weather friend, Paul was quick to ditch him and look for someone else to mooch from.

by Nimrod_Nineveh April 7, 2010

Whale watching

The act of laying down naked and trying to give yourself an erection without touching it. As you go from flaccid to hard your penis will flop back and forth over the edge of your gut. Like a whale breaching water.

I spent all afternoon whale watching and procrasturbatin

by NakedTyler January 7, 2013