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Well I heard

A tool used to reject accountability for a stupid mistake made, converting it into a lesser offense. If the counterparty replies with "Well, don't believe everything you hear," you have successfully dodged responsibility altogether.
Didn't you see the increasing claims in unemployment? The rising inventory to sales charts? The rising disability income claims? The lowered corporate earnings projections? Why would you buy more index futures? Are you retarded?

Well I heard the Fed was going to cut rates again by 75 basis points.

Well, don't believe everything you hear. Oh well.. whatever. Are you going to the poker game at Karetnikov's tonight?
by pitbear August 13, 2010
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Well done

an insult connected to how badly something is done. particularly sarcastic.
person 1: "i just pulled Amy"
person 2: "well done!"

person 1: "mothers are involved"
person 2: "weeeellllllll done!!!"
by Flidwyn McRichardson III September 22, 2005
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"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky January 12, 2009
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Well hung

Having a large intellect
by Gingy11111111111 September 7, 2013
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well i

ya yee knob ed yi stink of shit
by matthew wilkinson March 5, 2004
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well you say that but

The way to end a argument you know you have been beaten on.
The Rat-Bag might say 'Well you say that but'
by RatKing1925 June 5, 2016
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Well done

The reply you give to someone either online or verbally; in order to show that you clearly aren't listening and/or don't care.
Man:"Dude! I just unlocked a tonne of COD achievements!!!"

Woman:"Well done."
by Harper1443 January 17, 2011
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