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Kansas City Pocket Watch

A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 31, 2013
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Binge-watch

When you have no life, so you watch marathons of shows because you can and can't seem to stop.
by Subiesweetheart September 1, 2016
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whatcha know about

Used as a quick retort or reply when somebody mentions something you know they know nothing about.
"I saw Jen the other day."
"Whatcha know about Jen?"

"Did you do the math homework last night?
"Whatcha know about factorization?"

"We saw Gorillas in the Mist the other day."
"Whatcha know about bathing apes?"
by balbir October 5, 2007
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Chill and watch netflix

Communicating with a potential mate and asking to hangout with the intent to murder that pussy. If she agrees to chill and watch Netflix, you are guaranteed a dry handjob
Hey nice tinder profile! Do you want to chill and watch Netflix?
by Dirtydan10 May 29, 2015
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YT Watchdog

YT Watchdog is a guy on YouTube, who wears a dog mask, and a blue janitor's suit.
He says how he feels about all the haters and lamers on YouTube, and things going on in the world.
He is fucking HILARIOUS!
He talks really slow, then speeds it up, so his voice is high pitched..
He's amazing, and I love him :)
"You need to pack your bags, and get the FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!" YT Watchdog
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bird watching

Where several guys go out to spy out women.
"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"
by D-BUCK March 5, 2005
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double wrist watch

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill
by big lankyness September 10, 2010
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