to steal a piece of technology, such as a laptop or ipad, that is left out, and erase it to factory settings for quick resale.
"Johnny's iPad got stolen the other day from the cafe, and now I see one on Craigslist - another victim of the old swipe and wipe."
by robbin hood March 30, 2012
Get the swipe and wipe mug.A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 17, 2017
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• wiped out
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Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.
by 420meandarra July 10, 2020
Get the whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains mug.1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
by L2L1 March 26, 2005
Get the fuck wipe mug.When a man is urinating and someone sneaks up from behind and puts his hand in the man's urine stream and then wipes it on the face of the guy who is urinating.
by Soapy Soapy May 20, 2010
Get the Lemonade Wipe mug.The process of getting a strand of 6-10 squares of toilet paper then placing one end in the toilet bowl, and the other end running through your crack and over your shoulder, then you flush the toilet and let it all zip through your crack, cleaning it all in one smooth motion like a zip line.
Joe: I have 6-10 squares left
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!
Max: are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Fuck yeah
Max & Joe: Zip wipe!!
by BigD ken March 3, 2015
Get the Zip wipe mug.Kind of like saying ass-wipe. But a shortened version for that word. Basically used to describe a bro/fuckboy.
by yursh22 June 10, 2017
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