The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
by frosty beats August 09, 2022
When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.
Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.
by redics gideons July 09, 2012
When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
a crude vasectomy practice in which a rubber band is placed around the base of a man's scrotum and circulation is slowly cut off until the testicles lose blood flow and detach from the body
Darleen done gave Jimmy-John a West Virginia vasectomy while he was sleepin' and he ain't got no more cojones
by Toothless Jimbob April 27, 2016
The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 05, 2011
When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 09, 2011
This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.
West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
by kokopellie February 05, 2011