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West Virginia Eyepatch

The act of a group of men proceed to nut on someone's eyelid, covering the eye and thus resembling an eyepatch. The term is typically used in homiesexual banter or as a threat. Totally not canonical to the location of origin.
Man, Joe really wants to give John a West Virginia Eyepatch.
by frosty beats August 8, 2022
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Morgantown West Virginia

Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.
by proreitard September 10, 2022
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Virginia Beach oceanfront

Basically a mini version of LA, but less crime
by thYMEE October 16, 2022
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Virginia rat slap

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis
My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night
by ABiggerNigger May 18, 2022
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West Virginia Windsock

The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 4, 2011
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West Virginia wine

This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.
West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
by kokopellie February 23, 2011
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West Virginia Thunderstorm

When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011
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