Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

by zhrona January 11, 2020

Vampooper

One who wakes in the middle of the night to defecate or leaves a mysterious dump for someone to find the next morning.

I never could figure out why my girlfriend never poops when we are home together but I woke up one morning to a large turd in the toilet and realized she was a vampooper.

by Ninegiant June 19, 2020

vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

VaMadeRich

VaMadeRich is an upcoming Northern Virginia rapper, His style can be compared to rappers like Glockboykari, Shabazz, and others.

Aye moe, did you hear VaMadeRich new tape?

by DMV ON THE RISE October 5, 2020

vampirethanmost

vampirethanmost is a flordia based rap group. They are known for their dark vampire type music. Even though they dont know how to use their "than and then" they are very successful in the underground scene.

Hey bro you listen to vampirethanmost?
yea bro i love vtm!

by krexpto November 13, 2020

vampath

A self-declared empath who sucks your soul dry of all happiness .. spouting off disingenuous claims of paranormal and superior emotional intelligence. They are most active in the late winter months around Valentine's Day, spitefully seeking fresh blood after Cupid reminds them (that despite their tremendous empathic feels) they are 99% alone. The 1% are Mum and their narcissistic ex.

Tara: "Anthony, I feel pain in you. Did someone hurt you?"
Anthony: * eyeroll * "Bitch, you can't feel shit. I hit my funny bone. Don't be such a vampath."

by TrexOrex March 2, 2021

vamppfx

A funny TVD fan account on tiktok.

did you see vamppfx new video

by Lololooo0pop July 14, 2021