Urban Dictionary

Wikipedia’s hip cousin.

Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Urban dictionary

A site that won’t publish my definitions even though they are funny as fuck

A:I made a really funny definition of Mattybraps on Urban dictionary today , they didn’t publish it though.
B: Cowards

by Mattybrapsis jesuschrist July 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

1.) A place where idiots have lost their "innocence" and brain cells since 1999.

2.) (There truly isn't another definition)

Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!

Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!

2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!

(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)

by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is weird sometimes btw DO NOT look up Fuck a Duck it will scar you for life

Me: hey dude look at this site I found it's called the Urban Dictionary. It's weird sometimes but it's also funny. Btw DO NOT look up Fuck a Duck it will scar you for life
Friend: *looks up Fuck a Duck*

Omg I have a scar for life
Me: I told you not to look It up but you didnt listen

by Drago the Skylander April 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Dude, you are so dumb. You are LITERALLY on it right now and you're looking up the definition for Urban Dictionary. How retarded are you?

Person 1: Bro, this dude just went to Urban Dictionary only just to look up what Urban Dictionary means.
Person 2: Jesus Christ what a dumbass. That's like going to Walgreens and going on Google to look up the definition of Walgreens.

by latrelljennings July 7, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A website that people go onto to laugh at the vast amount of inappropriately defined words.

I just went on Urban Dictionary and looked up Cleveland Steamer, that was hilarious!

by UDPoster March 18, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.

Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck

by sacksmoker May 30, 2014