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Twankie by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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The even faggier-than-a-loonie two dollar Candian coin, which is worth roughly eight cents American. No one is quite sure on the spelling, although twonie is pretty well accepted.
"Lob me a twonie, Imma get us some Mr. Noodles."
twonie by El_Gordo August 25, 2004
The nasty tasting Twinkies that you can find in the dumpster.
"I found a twunkie!"

"I hate twunkies!"
Twunkie by Katelyn Poole November 4, 2009

the empty twinkie 

after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie and have her eat that shit in front of you. This is the empty twinkie.
bitch! go get a twinkie and eat that shit with my man juices. the empty twinkie
the empty twinkie by Zepster February 10, 2008

twinkie defense 

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.
"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."
twinkie defense by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
A fat person who doesn't know it.
Twinkie by Twinkyboy May 13, 2005