turkey

3 blow jobs in one night

Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble

by Pussykatturkey October 21, 2010

Turkey Butt

A person who is so stupid and silly yet adorable at the same time. Someone you just can't stay angry with.

*Whitney makes jerkish but funny comment*
Mary: Whitney you are such a turkey butt!

by JibberJabberJib July 20, 2011

Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!

It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!

by Daniella T February 11, 2006

Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 8, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.

Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.

by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011

crotch turkey

A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.

That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.

by Kara October 20, 2003