traffic jam

A great excuse to get an oral while driving.

I couldn't wait for the next traffic jam up ahead, I was so horny with my woman in the car.

by [e-mail] March 16, 2008

traffic blockin

- Being on another level of fresh in EVERY aspect of ones life; male
- having the illest clothes, sneakers, etc
- listenin to the best music
- gettin as much pussy as wanted
- going to the sickest parties
- ownin a cutlass ride
- having an INTENSE amount of haters
- not being a dumbass, basically "going places" w.o bein corny about it
- etc.

: dude u catch that hypebeast fag walkin around there
: shut up fool, he traffic blockin
: wat the hells that
: damn ignorant, he wat you aint

by JDZ PT October 21, 2007

Toffee apple

When you smear sugar and syrup on your balls, and you teabag a chick - and then cum on her face

Dude, last night I gave this chick the biggest toffee apple ever!!

It can also be used as a insult:
- dude, shutup or I'm going to give you the worst toffee apple you have ever had!

by Kimikmoii August 17, 2011

Trafford

The act of sending voluminous amounts of electronic communication to other individuals. Generally, a minimum of 5 emails is required before a true trafford can be considered to have taken place. Often, this form of communication is necessary and useful -- however it can also be amusing.

George trafforded me earlier today regarding the class presentation.

by testhishit January 20, 2009

Child Trafficking Services

Like child protective services, but in Mexico because they'll place your damn children in a semi and keep them for sex trade.

dave: Have you heard alissa was sold off to the Mexican's child trafficking services?
me: Yeah.. I heard about her getting kidnapped by CTS. Hope she's ok

by GreenKid200000 xmas August 11, 2017

Traffic Jam

at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there penis' into one hole.

We invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.

by ballsack jumbler69 July 3, 2011

toff

Some quality folk, who congregate in an upper class establishment such as The Royal Agricultural College, Cirencester and take part in upper class activites, such as polo and hunting. Bring it on!

Lord Sebastian Seymour

by Arabella Tomlinson-Brown May 13, 2005