When you are a peak male and mustn't bring the groceries inside the house with more than one trip. Only 1 fully-loaded grocery run will suffice.
Wife: how the hell are you gonna get 3 kegs, 12 packs of tube steaks, 28 bags of backwoods and 7 jugs of milk in the apartment in one trip?
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
Me(alpha): Trans-Siberian Express.
by Harvey HugeCock June 01, 2021
A name representing a young Asian-American who is a fucking loser and who masturbates to anime porn. He's a fat lazy douchebag who smells like baby shit and likes to suck dick. He pretends to be smart but will never go anywhere in life, and will end up shoveling shit out of portapotties. He isn't worthy of Chuck Norris' kick. He's a waste of air. Fucking chink.
by jap21 November 28, 2011
by simpforwomenuwu May 01, 2023
Allana is the hottest sexiest gay person I know she likes woman and men that means she likes big bobba dairy sacks lactose bags honker honks and big blue ball
Allana is so pretty with her glasses because of the masculine alpha smexy energy it gives her
Allana is bi
"Bison"
"Bidad"
Allana is so pretty with her glasses because of the masculine alpha smexy energy it gives her
Allana is bi
"Bison"
"Bidad"
by BobHasBigBooty May 01, 2023
Leianna is shy and doesn’t talk much at first. But, when you start talking to her and stuff she talks a lot more because she’s weird like that. She usually has dark long hair but she would only change it if she’s going through some shit. She is very short, she’s a fucking midget. She’s also freaky low key. She would be great at doing intimate things but don’t take advantage cause she will block you and talk a lot of shit about you to her best friend. She has a good sense of style but that didn’t kick in until high school. Now all she wears is flare paints or wide leg pants and crop tops. She has a very hectic personality but it’s fun. She likes to talk to people at night but not much during the day cause she’s like a fucking owl. We don’t like it when she’s emotional cause she gets weird. Leianna can admit that and leianna can barely admit anything. There’s a lot of other things to be said about leianna but that would go on forever. Although she can be hectic at times and have a very bad relationship with her mom, she’s still very fun when she gets to go out and she’s not having a traumatic family event that she doesn’t like to admit is traumatic. She’s also very hot. If you find a leianna, don’t let her go. She’s fucking amazing. Also she loves legos and she keeps talking to her ex. She’s weird cause she finds it enjoyable for when she gets bored and also she likes him as a friend. She does get confused but she knows she is over him. Time for her to go date guitar boy.
by Soggyroachfiend April 04, 2022
Literally worse after "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian".
+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
+10 self-esteem fucking obliterated
the government will try and test on your power, and a 65% chance the underworld will bow before you
Jerry: ur mom gay
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
Horatio: ur dad lesbian
Bartholomew: ur son trans
The playground explodes, capitalism topples, Rosie O'Donnell gets a boyfriend , the CIA, MI6, NSA and the FBI show up at the same time. In the distance, explosions.
by BeeFucker69 March 10, 2018
The most superior insult of them all.
More harmful and damaging than "ur sister a mister" or "ur mom gay." Etc.
Follow me on IG@splbc
More harmful and damaging than "ur sister a mister" or "ur mom gay." Etc.
Follow me on IG@splbc
Big: ur mom gay
Black: no, ur granpap a trap
Cock: screw you all, ur grans trans.
The world as we know freezes over, killing everyone but the people in power of the phrase.
Black: no, ur granpap a trap
Cock: screw you all, ur grans trans.
The world as we know freezes over, killing everyone but the people in power of the phrase.
by Splbc March 19, 2018