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Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018
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AOL-Touch

The AOL-Touch is the effect when AOL purchases a popular website and then the entire website is converted into a steaming pile of shit due to AOL's lack of proficiency.
Example: AOL buys Engadget and all of their writers quit so everyone stops reading it due to the AOL-Touch.
by Garglerox May 17, 2011
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Fecal Touch

Characteristic of a person who fucks up everything they get involved with. Often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.
Boss to employee: I think Johnny has some capacity to assist with the Johnson Project.

Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
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Reverse Midas Touch

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit
Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.
by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009
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Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009
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can't touch this

MC Hammer had a hit with the name "U Can't Touch This." Generally means "I'm too good for you." or "You'll never be as good as I am."
Two people are dancing:
Person 1: Can't touch this!
Person 2: Darn. (walks off the dance floor)
by ilovealtoids November 7, 2004
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The Markle Touch

The exact opposite of the Midas touch.

Turning something good into absolute shit.
"Wow, she turned that prince into a frog. She's got the Markle touch."
by tressymlouise February 19, 2021
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