Toned out

Usually a body that is in no way flabby, not neccessarily built, but certainly not skinny or fat

The training for taekwondo makes your body so toned out

by Herdies March 22, 2009

tonemaster

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

toneadone

It's a drug that originates from southwest fl. .. People usually use it to get off methadone .. It feels so good. Way better than anything else on the streets today. Aka mr interesting

drugs methadone toneadone

by Jlow or Jenny from da block September 29, 2013

Toner

A musical boner. Getting excited/aroused because someone has the same music taste as you do. It's even better when they are as into the band/song as you are.

Dillan likes the same band I do. Hearing him tell me about his favorite lyrics gives me such a toner.

by Ayyyebuddy June 13, 2015

Tone smacked

When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.

"Hey man, crazy how my aunt just died..."
"Yeah, but dude call of duty black ops 3 was announced!"
"You just tone smacked me, don't do that!"

by UrbanVernacular October 28, 2015

toner

The thing your printer is ALWAYS out of.

Joe: The damn printer is out of toner again! And I gone 5 minutes before class starts...

by Sir_Reginald_N00bington November 28, 2015

tone$kie

Playful , loving , caring guy , may seem like he done care but he does . Good at sports and always wanting things if you know what I mean.

Tone$kie play too much but I can't be mad at him for some reason . He's just everything .

by savage boiii October 6, 2016