Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster refers to the act of eating at an Asian buffet and later projectile diarrheaing onto your partner’s face or chest. This works best in conjunction with a helicopter dismount. The Tokyo Sandblaster can also be skillfully transitioned into a Cleveland Steamer.

I wonder if that old couple in the China Wok buffet line is preparing for a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by SFLTimmay November 12, 2010

tokotooflesssantorumbanger

shes a demon and idiotic immature backstabbing bitch that comes to iowa from arkansa and she is frothy and slimy from letting toothless guys screw her in the anus and she runs her mouth with nothing but lies about someone when she knows that someone will whoop her ass..... she will BITE YOUR FINGER ALMOST OFF TO GET U TO STOP HITTING HER..... SHES A BITER!!!!

girl to another girl-"so she was my best friend or so i thought until she decieved me and back stabbed me and she was all slimy and fecal mattery from gettin fukd in her pooper and then playin in it or something and she speaks nothing but lies and knows ill whoop her ass...."

another girl--- wow she must be a tokotooflesssantorumbanger...... shes a biter

by BRITTANYRFANCLUB2010 August 9, 2010

tokyo sunrise

growing suitable stubble on ones face (chin area) then proceeding to go down on a person ( giving face or head) and rubbing your chin hard around gentiles giving a red razor rash resembling a sunrise in Tokyo.

would u rather have your balls rubbed with sandpaper, or rather have George Michaels give you a Tokyo sunrise?.

by cory wilson April 29, 2007

tokyo drift

the worst movie possibly made. don't get it. destroy it if you have it.

tokyo drift was not worth 10 bucks. i don't think it was even worth 10 cents

by jerrard January 3, 2007

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'Brien on his show.

Did you hit her with the old tokyo sandblaster?

by kwongbgitz November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

When having sex with a female from behind, as the male is about to ejaculate, he has the female turn around and then yells "GODZIRRAAA!!!" and throws sand in the female's face.

Bryan: "Did you hear that?"

Rusty: "No."

Bryan: "It sounded like Tom totally just gave Jess the Tokyo Sandblaster!"

by Martin Landau November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

An act of sex in which the two people have sex while watching Conan on TBS until orgasm. This is repeated every night that Conan is on.

Dude 1: Man, I Tokyo Sandblasted my girlfriend last night. It was awesome!
Dude 2:Awwwww Yeeeeeah!
Dude 1: Yeah, Conan made the most hilarious joke! Can't wait til' tonight.
Dude 2: The Tokyo Sandblaster is the best!

by Swimdan November 27, 2010