Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

by LizzyB June 27, 2014

Kirked

When you’re spouting shit in a game and then get shot out of no where.

That guy got kirked.

by University—-Charlie September 14, 2025

Kirk Style

When you lay on your back and your girl stands on top of you while another man motorboats her

Yeah bro and me my girl did it Kirk style last night

by Bigsquare23 November 4, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Give Me Kirk

Giving someone neck, or head. Called Kirk because he got shot in the neck.

Hey shawty, come here and give me Kirk

by iLoveTwinks October 29, 2025

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025