teleathlete

Someone who bing watches television as a sport.

"I am a professional teleathlete!"

by jjkkmm April 26, 2024

TILE

TILE - (pronounce tilay) -Take It Like an Elk - familiar to certain government employees at an unnamed DoD site in Richmond, Va

He is a manly man - he can TILE

by fayewray June 13, 2024

Tilernese

A new language of which a person is constantly using bad spelling

"That guys speaking tilernese"

by Tiler The Overlord March 2, 2026

Tillamook Tactical

When they want to put it in your butt, but they can't get it in because you ate too much cheese.

I knew she was Tillamook Tactical when I could not penetrate her brown-eye.

by TAINTMASTERX February 8, 2025

tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

thleam

The smoothness of a piece of paper. Typically measured numerically.

The thleam of this notebooks paper is roughly 1000 thleams.

by Hip2be March 13, 2025

Taleashon

Someone who is talented and gifted in all aspects of life.

He is Taleashon .

by Who…? August 11, 2025