An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.
by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023
Get the Chair cultistmug. by QQQ3 September 28, 2017
Get the chair yogamug. by Gaythens June 17, 2018
Get the Chair Fuckermug. Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010
Get the chair lumpmug. She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.
by Jeen October 1, 2018
Get the Dick-Chairmug. When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.
She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”
“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”
“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.
“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”
She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”
She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“
She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.
I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
Get the Chair sexmug. Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.
"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."
by joytoyboy September 27, 2022
Get the Chair Jockmug.