Punch-line for one of the greatest jokes ever.
What's got 2 thumbs & Loves blowjobs...?
* Whip thumbs out, pointing toward self *
Yell in a strong voice... " THIS GUY!!! "
What's got 2 thumbs & Loves blowjobs...?
* Whip thumbs out, pointing toward self *
Yell in a strong voice... " THIS GUY!!! "
Approach a down-lookin chick at the Bar in a Nonchalant manner & deliver the question...
.... pause for bewildered look
" THIS GUY!!!! " *pimp-ass smile *
- Walk out back & get your dick sucked.
Can also be used without the entry line to people in on the joke ...
Example... Talon says: ' Hey look who just got here! '
Kyle: " It's THIS GUY!!! "
.... pause for bewildered look
" THIS GUY!!!! " *pimp-ass smile *
- Walk out back & get your dick sucked.
Can also be used without the entry line to people in on the joke ...
Example... Talon says: ' Hey look who just got here! '
Kyle: " It's THIS GUY!!! "
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Commonly used by middle school girls living in Northwest Indiana. Meaning that you dont know what youre talking about. If a male uses it it is a fighting word.
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"We held hands on the last night on earth. Our mouths filled with dust, we kissed in the fields and under trees, screaming like dogs, bleeding dark into the leaves. It was empty on the edge of town but we knew everyone floated along the bottom of the river.
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay,and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."
The sky had come crashing down like he news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't good for two.
I rode alone. You said, "The cinders are falling like snow." There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty, bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence. Of blue and grey. Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city. The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines. Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward, and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched into the earth like a message."
So we walked through the waste where the road curved into the sea and the shattered seasons lay,and the bitter smell of burning was on you like a disease. In our cancer of passion you said, "Death is a midnight runner."
The sky had come crashing down like he news of an intimate suicide. We picked up the shards and formed them into shapes of stars that wore like an antique wedding dress. The echoes of the past broke the hearts of the unborn as the ferris wheel silently slowed to a stop. The few insects skittered away in hopes of a better pastime. I kissed you at the apex of the maelstrom and asked if you would accompany me in a quick fall, but you made me realize that my ticket wasn't good for two.
I rode alone. You said, "The cinders are falling like snow." There is poetry in despair, and we sang with unrivaled beauty, bitter elegies of savagery and eloquence. Of blue and grey. Strange, we ran down desperate streets and carved our names in the flesh of the city. The sun was stagnated somewhere beyond the rim of the horizon and the darkness is a mystery of curves and lines. Still, we lay under the emptiness and drifted slowly outward, and somewhere in the wilderness we found salvation scratched into the earth like a message."
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An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.
Dude, Sheila is all over me.
You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.
Dude, Sheila is all over me.
You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.
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Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
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