Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water
Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.
by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 24, 2022
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Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.
Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.
by Peto G May 18, 2011
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Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.
OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?
by Bryn Benn May 12, 2020
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Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
by badmanjoe October 07, 2010
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Mega Slapper

When you have your erected penis out and a group of people repeatedly slap it all at once until they either get tired or when it falls off, and by it i mean your peanits.
"Dude, I got a bunch of people to give me a Mega Slapper at the party last night!"
by The Gooning Giant June 10, 2024
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Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”
Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.
by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017
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The Slapper

The Slapper says "Keep his wife's name out cho' fucking mouth!"
by Vomit is my business October 09, 2022
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