Reality

the Thing inside the universe that we are in Which is a mystery

Person 1:Reality is a mystery

Person2:thats Deep

by sashing17dictionary January 19, 2024

personalized reality

A design and constructed reality which filters out negative media messages, negative people, and applies the Ten Commandments, the Golden Rule, and other Christian principles. It is more efficient, more honest, and respects and considers the individuals far more than the mainstream reality does.

Though no one anywhere is free to do everything they want, in the United States we enjoy the most freedom anyone has ever enjoyed. I take advantage of my freedom by doing all I can to feel the most pleasure and the least pain. Seeing mainstream reality's flaws, I also imagined and visualized myself and others living in a better reality, a "personalized reality" and filtered out all the negative messages the media disseminates. I filtered out negative people (including some family members). I stopped practicing negative, counterproductive habits, and apply most of the Christian principles, starting with the Ten Commandments and the Golden Rule to create a more efficient, more honest reality which is more respectful and more considerate of myself and others.

by but for July 30, 2020

Reality Drift

An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.

Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.

by Joe Deez May 12, 2020

Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.

Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"

by von groovy June 28, 2024

Back to reality

Back to reality is when you beat the meat with snus (nicotin pouches) witch will giva you a feeling of leaving your body and when you cum the fealing stops and you will be sent "back to reality", this love will also spel with cigaretts but is best with snus. This way of masturbating was found in the månnsson family in sweden.

-Yo Hafez have you tried doing a "back to reality"?
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.

by Assbuttinnigger April 28, 2019

Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024