Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat

Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese

Feeding the Geese by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008

The Great Disruption 

1. A frightening new historical era that began in 2008 with the crash of world economies and the simultaneous collapse of trust in governing institutions. 2. A wrenching shift in human society resulting from 50 years of unsustainable development, over-population, environmental degredation, economic injustice and rapid resource depletion. 3. The growing realization that sophisticated "financial engineering" cannot solve the growing list of real-world problems.

The Great Disruption could be the biggest challenge in human history since the collapse of the Roman Empire in 466 A.D.

The Great Disruption by Peter Kobs March 9, 2009

the golden guard

The golden guard (aka hunter) is the hottest character ever existed

Have you seen the golden guard without his mask? He looks so good.

the golden guard by HunterMyBeloved July 19, 2021

from the ground

When someone says your dick is three inches you reply, "Yeah, from the ground!"

Matt: Your dick is three inches.
Devon: Yeah, from the ground!

from the ground by Mister D October 15, 2004

the grog

when something sucks to the next level

Bill: Dude, did you see that new movie?
Tony: Don't watch it man, it was the grog.

the grog by legalize weed 420 March 7, 2017

Up the Gary 

to do someone "up the Gary" is to have anal sex with them.
cockney Rhyming slang Gary Glitter rhymes with shitter

My girlfriend won't let me do her up the Gary. what a selfish bitch

Up the Gary by jamfsob August 12, 2003

summoning the genie 

Masturbation. Can be used for either males or females, as long as the act requires rubbing with a hand.

I spent all night summoning the genie when I shoulda been working on my term paper. Now it's going to be late and I have a hand cramp!

summoning the genie by FauxFoe February 15, 2018