Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.
When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Falcon Punchmug. by thaonfga April 24, 2017
Get the blue falconmug. 
A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
Get the Falcon Punchmug. Jack Falcon is a famous tiktoker with many fans. He plays basketball and sometimes dresses up as Kel from omori. He is in love with Luxxezi.
Jack Falcon is so goofy and silly!
Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!
UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)
TW: Jack Falcon
Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!
UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)
TW: Jack Falcon
by weezerpinkertonlol April 9, 2023
Get the Jack Falconmug. When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
by Falcon7489 March 29, 2016
Get the Falcon Smashmug. Much Better than a Golden Eagle... Located in the heart of Oklahoma, but able to fly anywhere with a day's notice and a tanker. Get's the job done in any location and in any capacity. Able to gain a deep look and provide tactics to those who need it. Semper Vigiles
by GoldenFalcon101 May 11, 2023
Get the Golden Falconmug.