9 bar

a 9 oz bar of cannabis resin

i wish i had a 9 bar right about now

by johnny ryall November 30, 2003

Grab Bars

Obese, meaty rolls of fat hanging below the hip line and mid-section.

Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.

I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Looney Bar

Three milligrams of eszopiclone under the brand name Lunesta.

Hey dog pass me some looney bars, I need to go to sleep.

by teh reel slim shady November 15, 2010

convenient bar

When you're on a road trip and you need some help going the distance, pull over for gas, run inside, grab some beers, snacks, and hit the restroom so you can pop some tops. 70 miles to go suddenly seems like a breeze.

How was your trip? Good! I only had to convenient bar twice!

by mtthlm January 15, 2016

Bar Practice

The act of practicing drinking beers at different bars to see which bar you like the best

Tonight I've got bar practice.

by Tina B. May 12, 2007

Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

by Gote1311 November 13, 2010

doodoo bar

a deformed fudgesicle...

lynn move that doodoo bar out of the camera shot...

by sk1890123 June 24, 2007