patriot bruise

A bruise that consists of an inner white circle (dead skin) surrounded by a blue ring (regular bruise) surrounded by a red ring (pissed off capillaries).

Red, white and blue. Get it?

A badge of honor in close contact, high velocity sports like Racquetball.

"I got a patriot bruise on my calf playing Ralph last weekend".
"Holy crap. So you did."

by Al Benedict October 18, 2020

Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.

Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.

by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024

Patriotism

Patriotism is when someone is pretty damn into their country

Look at that lad he's the embodiment of patriotism

by Twins_bob May 9, 2021

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

patriot juice

Patriot juice is what makes smoke wagons start rollin'. The more juice your smokestack guzzles, the more hoo-rah points you earn!

The patriot juice is at 3.69 now! I am outraged winnifred, simply OUTRAGED!
We should frack in the bahamas for more patriot juice. 'Murica.
We can' t make our own patriot juice so we have to buy it. but it ours so it's still 'murican.

by metarrio August 5, 2019

Plastic Patriot

A person with an unhealthy level of celebration and deference to the Uniformed services until a member of the Service contradicts any element of their previously held world view. Then the Service member is viewed as uncommitted, un-American, and not a “real” serviceman because real servicemen and women adhere to a strict world view presented to the Plastic Patriot by draft dodging actors and opportunistic politicians.

I told my uncle that the Senator talking on Fox News about going to war with China is missing a lot of non-military solutions and that plastic patriot told me I was being a snow flake that’s making the army he never served in weak and all real soldiers want to fight the Chinese

by The duder dude February 10, 2024

The Patriots

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed

If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

by Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus March 4, 2019